{"product_id":"employee-disposal-program","title":"Employee Disposal Program (Pre-Order)","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis item is a pre-order item with an expected release date of \u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 128, 0);\"\u003e01\/30\/2027\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOrders containing a pre-order items \u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003eWILL NOT SHIP\u003c\/span\u003e until the final pre-order item is able to be shipped.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDates and product details are subject to change as new information from the manufacturer is updated.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA simple, fast, brutal, party game for anyone who's ever suffered through office politics, pointless meetings, or nightmarish coworkers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA game developed with spontaneity, improvisation, and chaos in mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEmployee Disposal Program is simple to learn but a nightmare to win. Designed to be irritatingly funny, extremely chaotic, and engineered to actively punish comfortable card game strategies. You’ll be forced to improvise, adapt, and think fast if you want to survive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarefully crafted abilities and gameplay ensure standard strategies like hoarding cards are a fast track to elimination. It’s beautifully unpredictable. Survival here isn't about meticulous planning, it's about your knack for turning sudden disaster into a strategic advantage (now this is starting to sound like true corporate jargon).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd as you’re playing, you’ll notice little stories at the bottom of each card. Those aren't just random filler text. They’re tiny, painful, slices of corporate life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen a card hits the table, someone reads one of those snippets, and suddenly everyone's erupting in laughter, sharing their own \"you won't believe what happened to me at work\" moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUltimately, that's what this game is truly about, turning the shared trauma of modern corporate life into one big, cathartic, and hilariously unhinged group therapy session.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"AGD","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54417942217067,"sku":"NAY PI-EDP-BAS","price":33.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0565\/9705\/3645\/files\/gamers-guild-az-naylor-games-employee-disposal-program-pre-order-agd-1267299879.png?v=1794609549","url":"https:\/\/www.gamersguildusa.com\/products\/employee-disposal-program","provider":"Gamers Guild AZ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}