{"product_id":"goat-simulator-the-card-game","title":"Goat Simulator: The Card Game (Pre-Order)","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"space-y-4\"\u003e\n\u003cp id=\"docs-internal-guid-b1af66ef-7fff-5035-34d1-1c1f3395e204\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 12pt; margin-bottom: 12pt;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis item is a pre-order item with an expected release date of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #ff8000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e04\/30\/2026\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 12pt; margin-bottom: 12pt;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eOrders containing a pre-order items \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #ff2a00; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eWILL NOT SHIP\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e until the final pre-order item is able to be shipped.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 12pt; margin-bottom: 12pt;\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eDates and product details are subject to change as new information from the manufacturer is updated.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGoat Simulator is a fast-paced party card game where you draw goats, play goats, and battle other goats. Gear up your goats, sabotage your so-called “friends”, and unleash chaos so marvelous it’ll make even the most stoic goat bleat. Who needs friends anyway, when you have goats?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlayers draw and discard cards to equip their goats adding gear effects and points to their score. They also play Karma cards for extra powerful effects and earn bonus points if they finish a personal mission. The game ends when a player makes it to 10 Chaos points.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRules for a simpler kid’s version are included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"ACD Distribution","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52615104889195,"sku":"MOOG0A301291","price":34.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0565\/9705\/3645\/files\/gamers-guild-az-mood-publishing-goat-simulator-the-card-game-pre-order-acd-distribution-1208824052.jpg?v=1764089591","url":"https:\/\/www.gamersguildusa.com\/en-ca\/products\/goat-simulator-the-card-game","provider":"Gamers Guild AZ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}