{"product_id":"aloha-earth","title":"Aloha Earth (Pre-Order)","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis item is a pre-order item with an expected release date of \u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 128, 0);\"\u003e2026\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOrders containing a pre-order items \u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003eWILL NOT SHIP\u003c\/span\u003e until the final pre-order item is able to be shipped.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDates and product details are subject to change as new information from the manufacturer is updated.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn Aloha Earth, players take the roles of alien Experts of Human Things to debate the details of a now-extinct (due to...something?) human civilization. Every earth-year, the Human Summit meets to debate important topics such as whether a Triple Vegan is a Transcended Human Being or a Sports Pass performed only with a Cabbage. The whimsical improvisational style puts all players on an even playing field. Because the alien experts don't know what humans were actually like, they can infer results that might be based on complete nonsense. Because YOU are the expert, however, no one can say You're wrong!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ACD Distribution","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52016098181483,"sku":"3WS ALHCG001","price":17.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0565\/9705\/3645\/files\/gamers-guild-az-th3rd-world-studios-aloha-earth-pre-order-agd-1158640730.webp?v=1748564909","url":"https:\/\/www.gamersguildusa.com\/en-ca\/products\/aloha-earth","provider":"Gamers Guild AZ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}